Please Kill Me

RRRRRRRROCK AND ROLL!!!! CHECK LIST FOR THE NEW YOU:

[ ] MAKE BELIEVE A PERSONALITY

[ ] LISTENING TO YOUR MUSIC VERY LOUD

[ ] PUNCH THINGS THAT DO NOT PUNCH BACK

[ ] DRINKING ALL NIGHT

[ ] DRINKING WHISKEY ALL NIGHT

[ ] DRINKING CHEAP WHISKEY ALL NIGHT

[ ] SMOKING CIGARETTES

[ ] PRETENDING TO BE POOR

[ ] ACTUALLY BEING POOR

[ ] DO SEX WITH EVERYONE

[ ] SHOOT HEROIN INTO YOUR FRIENDS

[ ] PEE WHERE THERE IS NO TOILET

[ ] DIE

YOU ARE NOW A ROCK AND ROLL STAR